Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 19, 2017

the drawing hand

When you draw so much your hand hurts

"Man I've been drawing so much I think I have the drawing hand"

by Wolfy3233 June 22, 2017

hill billy hand me down

When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member

Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.

by Schwindlers list April 23, 2023

Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

by Uh_khakis May 04, 2021

four handed smiley

getting a hand job from four paraplegics.

My support group gave me a four handed smiley after I spoke about my problems today.

by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022

Hand Demon

The Demon which makomo and sabito did to in demon slayer aka kimetsu no yaiba,got slaughtered by tanjiro tho.

hey whats that demon called?
oh its the hand demon
is he still alive?
nope,he got slaughtered by tanjiro kamado

by kimetsuhub May 25, 2023

hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.

This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute

by J-keiffa April 29, 2020