dresser of hair 

pimp

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)

dresser of hair by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016

ana clarian hair

Having beautiful hair.

Having nice, long and shiny hair.

ex: This girl has Ana clarian hair
meaning: This girl has marvelous hair

ana clarian hair by caribbeanbeauty December 24, 2016

the rose hairdo 

When a man licks out a woman's vagina until it gets wet, then proceeds to stick a hairdryer inside and turn it on, therefore drying up the walls while also giving the woman a tingling sensation.

Girl 1: Man...my boyfriend sure is weird.
Girl 2: Why? What did he do?
Girl 1: Don't tell anyone, but...he did the rose hairdo to me last night! It felt so good tbh.
Girl 2: Geez, that is weird lol

the rose hairdo by drill cunt March 3, 2017

resting bitch hair 

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

resting bitch hair by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

short girls with no hair 

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

short girls with no hair by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018

Ryan's Haircut 

Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut

Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.

Ryan's Haircut by Ryan's Shit Haircut May 30, 2018

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY 

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019