brown bagging 

The art of 'Tea Bagging' having covered your balls in faeces first.

Julie was so drunk she didn't wake up when I was brown bagging her!!

brown bagging by DANK THE TANK December 31, 2007

Brown trousers 

Usually worn by politics and economics teachers with exceptionally large behinds. Upon prenounciation, emphasis should be placed on the word "BROWN".

Right example: :)
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Jeremy: Check out those BROWN trousers

Wrong Example: >:0
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Penis: Check OUT those brown trousers

Brown trousers by Snekaing Chimp May 11, 2008

Brown Derby 

When you are wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper

I went to take a shit today and recieved my second brown derby this week

Brown Derby by P1980 October 12, 2006

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair 

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair by ready-liver August 3, 2010

Charlie Brown 

A sex act wherein when you're doing a girl from behind, you suddenly give her a charlie horse in the thigh as hard as you can, making her fall to the ground. Then you take a dump on the back of her head.

My girlfriend was screaming too loudly during sex and waking the neighbors, so I had to Charlie Brown her. We are no longer together.

Charlie Brown by MexicanJester May 22, 2008

brownbagging 

To leave a fecal residue on a sex partner. May or may not include use of the scrotum(BAWLZ).

Last night I totally brownbagged that bitch all over her face/chest.

brownbagging by walczyk January 17, 2005

brown out 

When someone excretes faeces during anal intercourse.

I was just pulling out when she did a brown out all over me.

brown out by Frank Ottenweimer August 24, 2005