Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

Trumping

Someone who bases all their jokes on how awful Trump is in a hyperbolic manner.

Dude 1: Hey yo, Trump bad, voteflake, he is orange hahaha
Dude 2: Dude, can you think of absolutely anything else to say? Maybe a joke with effort? Or any cleverness?
Dude 1: nah
Dude 2: You're just trumping, aren't you?

by marcist December 19, 2020

Trumping

Just lieing for not good reason, about anything

Girl, you did not run that race, stop Trumping

by Mrsmarie September 28, 2023

Pull-a-Trump

To claim you are a winner, when in reality you are not.

They lost the football game, but then they pull-a-trump and claim they won.

I'm just going to pull-a-trump and say that I won.

by anonymous July 14, 2022

trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017

dinald trump

orange peter griffin x wiener dog x yellow hair disqusting putrid old hag.

i HATE dinald trump!!!!!!!!!!!1!

by mm hm January 30, 2023

fuckboy trump

when Donald Trump turns into a fuckboy

"did you see fuckboy trump? it was so ugly."

by carl wheezer May 30, 2021