Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.

Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on

by anonymous March 8, 2024

POOP

Someone that made you feel like shit or just talking down on you just rain down on your parade.

Dang man for real why are you acting like a poop?

by Feelins March 9, 2024

Poop Bag Fail

A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.

The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.

by OG Design March 15, 2024

Poop Bridge

When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.

"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"

by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024

poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant

yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently

by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024

Poop

If it’s mushy it’s diarrhea if it’s hard it’s ebola

My dad used to let me eat poop on school nights

by The Whore Of Urban Dictionary March 21, 2024

poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock

Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know

by maxnellson March 31, 2024