->
Counter Strike: Global Offense
-> A game where you need incredible aim and economic sense in order to play at an average level
-> Line-ups with different utilities are a must-learn if you
don't wanna get flamed by
non-English speaking Russians speaking faster than an Uzi.
-> Is where dreams are realized and shattered due to how
high the bar is to become a pro
-> A game where knives costs more than guns
-> Before, you needed to think about your econ, your team's, and your opponent's. But now, you can just buy a Negev for $1700, literally cheaper than a fucking M4($2900), plus the Kevlar and
Helmet which costs $650. And you can just pre-fire in order to remove the first 15 bullet increased recoil for it to become a literal laser than cannot only damage your enemies, but everyone, including you, who's within hearing range because of how obnoxiously loud this thing is.
-> There are 5 utilities currently usable within the game. The molly, which is a staple for controlling choke points, the classic grenade, the
smoke used defensively and offensively, and the flash grenade that literally burns the unlucky one's eyes. And the decoy grenade, sent from the very depths of hell.
->A game where players learn how to cuss in different languages.
-> Used to have a price
tag, now it only requires your
soul under the pretense that it's
free.
->The only game where NA can
shine internationally.
->A game where you wish you can strangle your teammates online.