The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Papa john

What a girl has pizza sized nips

Tanisha is nasty. She's got papa johns

by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.

Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.

by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017

Training John

A term for male masturbation

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos

by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017

clin john

A wierd person that often does wierd faces and also i quite the pussy. He's a monkey

You're such a clin john

by pussydestroyer 1324 October 17, 2017

the john fisher

Gym is life

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads

by Zach is hot April 19, 2018