Second-hand anticipation

noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again

Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?

A: No I haven't

Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now

by Hloff October 06, 2021

hand slut

Someone who gives lots of hand jobs

She is such a hand slut

by Mr Rogers007 January 31, 2016

caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019

kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 28, 2009

Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 07, 2021

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014