James Brown 

The action of taking a shit. Usually used where discretion is neccessary, such as public places. Sometimes shortened to "James" to increase discretion.

"She said she was going to go make a phone call, but I think James Brown is coming over."

"I need to get home, James is coming over!"

James Brown by SynMon August 31, 2006

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

1) A sentence proliferated by people who get "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" wrong.

2) Sarcasm

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Mook-Flap September 7, 2003

BROWN FROWN 

Tractor pulls that end up on your banana hammocks (tighty whities).

More than two brown frowns and the skivvies go into the Goodwill bin.

The bus driver's gotta have a brown frown after that accident.

BROWN FROWN by HD Shell October 11, 2004

brown hatter 

A renouned unstable infected useless good for nothing choad banging wanker.

You fuckin brown hatter.

brown hatter by tweedball November 4, 2004

Brownsock 

To pinksock your lover whilst they take a shit. very complicated process. gets messy.

Last night i brownsocked micheal.

Brownsock by Jesus the one almighty October 15, 2006

Brown Brothers 

Hispanics, Hispanic males

I really Love my Brown Brothers, but I wish they would drive faster

Brown Brothers by BooBoo72 November 7, 2006

brown derby 

The most common definition of this proper noun is the Los Angeles restaurant frequented by stars of the silver screen in the 30's and 40's. This restaurant was named after the original Brown Derby that was opened in 1926 in Malvern, NY. I would like to make you aware that this term now refers to an act between a man an a woman. While said act could physically take place between two males, the term Brown Derby refers to a heterosexual treat that some lucky men regularly receive on their anniversaries after getting their lovely spouses soused.

Its derivation is twofold. The least graphic metaphor being that the purple helmet may take on a brown hue during the act. The second centers around the word Derby, in the context of a demolition derby where two objects are rammed into each other causing some amount of damage to the object with less momentum.

Well how the hell did she get pregnant if he only gave her a brown derby??

brown derby by Ant'ny November 10, 2008