Brownsock 

Having a Penis tanned enough that it resembles a large brown sock.

Friends calling you 'Oi, Brownsock! Pint?' infront of groups of girls, who always ask for explanation, always...

Brownsock by brownsock June 28, 2009

Brownsock 

To pinksock your lover whilst they take a shit. very complicated process. gets messy.

Last night i brownsocked micheal.

Brownsock by Jesus the one almighty October 15, 2006

Monkey Brownsock 

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

Monkey Brownsock by zagen December 7, 2009

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.

The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.

brownbacking by Joe K Smith Jr the two February 11, 2015

Brownback

When a person smears fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who cut all funding for the arts in his state

After screwing over all the children in Kansas because now they no longer have an arts program, Governor Brownback decided to Brownback himself and masturbate.

Brownback by explodemasterkushlazer November 22, 2011

Brownback

When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.

Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.

Brownback by Offical outrage February 11, 2015

brownback

When you take a runny dump on your partner's back while a third partner waits patiently at the crack for the stream to travel to their mouth.

My boyfriend and I brownbacked that Governor so badly he looked like a six year old that scarfed down a chocolate Sunday

brownback by eudoxus408 February 12, 2015