Brownsock

Having a Penis tanned enough that it resembles a large brown sock.

Friends calling you 'Oi, Brownsock! Pint?' infront of groups of girls, who always ask for explanation, always...

by brownsock June 28, 2009

Brownsock

To pinksock your lover whilst they take a shit. very complicated process. gets messy.

Last night i brownsocked micheal.

by Jesus the one almighty October 15, 2006

Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

by zagen December 07, 2009