Brownsock

Having a Penis tanned enough that it resembles a large brown sock.
Friends calling you 'Oi, Brownsock! Pint?' infront of groups of girls, who always ask for explanation, always...
by brownsock June 25, 2009
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Brownsock

To pinksock your lover whilst they take a shit. very complicated process. gets messy.
Last night i brownsocked micheal.
by Jesus the one almighty October 15, 2006
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Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
by zagen December 08, 2009
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