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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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Covid hole

Large gathering of maskless people, usually undergraduate, and usually college students.
Do you want to go to Harpers bar? No way -that place is a total covid hole.
by Tired and old September 18, 2021
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Umbilical hole

As known as belly button. Hole on stomach where umbilical was attached before birth.
Look at how dirty your umbilical hole is. GO WASH IT!
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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Fifth hole

the hole in the neck that you get from smoking
yooo bro she has a fifth hole no way
by Russian man September 21, 2021
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Jim Hole

Hole that was created and used or created with the intent of being used for the theft of something of far less value than the damage caused by or cost of repairing said hole
"These guys tore a real Jim Hole through this automatic door to steal these aluminum cans... Such a crackhead move, smh"
by MrSurge September 22, 2021
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FELL INTO AN IDIOTIC HOLE

Believe it or not , ANY SOMEBODY just shy of a genius who misses opportunity without questions .

Those three SUICIDES are a burden on the mind.
If you look at the NEXT big thing it failed miserably as that is the APPLE ESSENCE and the diabetic truth about something is that lack without question is I FELL INTO AN IDIOTIC HOLE as for some reason it seemed real VAGUE to me as I got lost in historic reasoning because for some unknown reason HARVEST TIME is coming NEXT year FEBRUARY 11, 2022;as LUKE had a FIRE burn inside his QUIET BRYANT but thing is I saw SUNDERARA and JAN PICHAI VIDEO just now dated DECEMBER 11, 2018 but it says two years ago as the TIME is still open as SUNDAY is a definite as got to EAT REAL WELL and the PEDOPHILE thing well is such a ISLAMIC intellectual VERBAL HYPNOTISM BUTT being a PEDOPHILE PUSHER enough said.

Well. ONE PROMINENT ECONOMIST FELL INTO AN IDIOT HOLE and ONE EPIC singer FELL INTO AN IDIOT HOLE BUTT this last ONE HIGH ON LIFE as an ANIMAL well JASON at 32:wreaked HAVOC on that OCTOBER 1, 2017 as it was padded REAL HARSHLY who FELL INTO AN IDIOT HOLE was the KILLERS entertainment signature that GENTING GROUP HILTON MGM and reluctantly WYNN accepted wholeheartedly.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 24, 2021
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Truth-Hole

Someone who is always brutally honest, whom is perceived as a dick or a bitch.
Not trying to be a Truth-Hole, but you shouldn’t wear size 5 when you’re clearly a size 16!

Damn your hair looks like shit!
by Being a dick July 18, 2021
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