check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017

Check the Left

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.

A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017

chackson

2 really horny guys that are popular with girlfriends ship name. They say they arent gay, but they are
JACKSON x CHARLIE

female1: omg did you see chackson
female2: yes i ship them so much

by thisisurmommmmmmmmm May 3, 2018

Check shamed

When you critique the waitress for not getting the check to when requested.

Check shamed is when- You are going to check shame them when they come back for not dropping me the check when I asked.

by King Jarvis January 19, 2018

checkond

Combination of check and second. Verb: the act of checking something post haste.

Give me a checkond.

by Eksraided February 7, 2018

checker box

Casey’s moms dildo box

Casey: guys get out of the room.
Them: what? Do you think we’ll find your moms checker box?

by Checker box May 7, 2018

Checkin a bag

The accumulation of currency. Bag meaning a money bag. Checkin a bag is symmetrical with "getting money."

Dashville Brixx from kalamazoo michigan is really checkin a bag.

by Caleb Atkinson February 27, 2018