Tiddlywink Poop

1. A stupid person
2. Slang term for dumbass

Wow! That guy's such a tiddlywink poop.
AHHH!!! FUCK YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!
YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!!

by loveneverdies21 May 16, 2011

King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

jellybean poop

Small turds when you're taking a dump

When going to the bathroom this morning all I did was jellybean poop.

by Tonychrist December 1, 2013

sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013

plow poop

The snow the plow dumps back into your driveway.

My driveway and sidewalk were shoveled clean until the town came by and left plow poop in them.

by Teruska December 15, 2013

ink poop

Poop that spreads out like ink when it hits the water.

Mom, I have ink poop!

by BFF coworkers January 19, 2014