Get my Jew!

In this instance a person may refer to a lawyer or accountant as a "Jew". This stems from the stereotype of a financially astute Jewish individual. This phrase is generally viewed as inappropriate.

Variations include: "I need a Jew" "Where's my Jew" "I exercise my right to a Jew".

Detective: What was your relationship like with the victim?
Suspect: I'm not answering anymore questions, get my Jew!

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.

by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018

Lost my voice

It causes the inflammation of the voice box, well when you um deepthroat.

Damn, last night was wild, I lost my voice.

by Whocarestho February 26, 2018

match my nasty

to have similar sexual desires as another

She won't let me go down on her, she don't match my nasty .

by anonymous_tales February 12, 2017

Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 3, 2017

Take My Aids!

This is what you scream at the women who is giving you a blowjob and you are about to bust a nut in her mouth.

Jane: *penis sucking noises*

Paul: Take My Aids!

by The Dad You Never Had! May 7, 2016

fuck on my boy

a phrase against someone you use when trying to hit on their girl

"hey thats my girlfriend!"
"fuck on my boy"

by saduglybutthole August 9, 2016