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scam job

Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!
Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!
by Wolf77 February 11, 2023
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Waste Job

Something that wastes both your time and money and is a lot of work to do .
"She's a total waste job".

"Every time I work for him I get roped off somehow, it was a total waste job".
by Puppetfromvegas March 30, 2025
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cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .
Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .
by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025
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Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
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job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.
Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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Job

"All this dickriding you could put to use in a job"
by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025
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