jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

by CrazyChixo October 3, 2016

see you soon

1: A phrase used when parting from a loved one, for those who do not like to say goodbye.

2: A phrase used to say goodnight to your lover, implying that you will dream of them and see them there.

1: "I have to go, I hope you have a wonderful day. I love you, see you soon."

2: "Sweet dreams, darling."

"See you soon."

"Hug me tight when you see me."

by FoxBerries November 17, 2020

What's wrong with you

Do you say the right things at the perfect time
Do you wear the right clothes and wait patiently in line
Is that what makes you think I think you'll be alright
If I ask one more question

will you pretend not to mind

What's wrong with you
What's wrong
Tell me
What's wrong with you

You wear an until your all alone
Even in your own house you don't really feel at home
Your relatives say they like you
And tell you how much you've grown
But if you hang around too long they start to bitch and moan
Like this

All your friends seem to take everything
They never come over when they know
When they know you've got nothing
When you look in the mirror hanging there on your wall
Do you ever wonder why you have friends at all?

What's wrong with you
(Laughter)
What's wrong
That'll be eighty-five dollars, please
(Laughter)
What's wrong?

by WorseThanHitler December 12, 2020

i loser you

A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.

in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.

A cute way of saying i love you to another.

Girl:i loser you babe.
Boy:i loser you more than you do.

by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008

if you seek amy

1. A really catchy song.

2. Fuck me. (say it out loud)
If = F
You = U
See = C
K A = K
My = Me

Most people thing that it's like this-

If = F
You = U
See = C
K = K
Amy = Me

But it isn't. So for people that thought it was like that, the song probably sounds a lot better now.

1. Oh Baby Baby, If You Seek Amy Tonight. Oh Baby Baby, We'll Do Whatever You Like.
2. (this one doesn't really need an example. -.-")

by Cinderpelt April 18, 2009

Hey you with the face...

A stupid phrase that equally stupid people say to get the attention of another person. Often said just for the fucks of it to annoy anyone that is in sounds reach.

Moron: Hey you with the face... Rndm Guy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! Moron: Hey you with the face, chill the fuck out!! Rndm Guy: I will kick you in the spine!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 18, 2010

Slap you silly

Striking in the face of one's opponent with an open, wet palm (see topkapi) leaving the recipient dazed and silly at any time of the day or night. Recipient of the slap may not be lucid or responsive for more than 30 seconds.

By Da flying squirrel

I will slap you silly until you look for the ring, hobbit.

by Da flying squirrel October 20, 2015