lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones January 23, 2016

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 08, 2024

Pirate's Eye

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.

Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye

by littlenis May 01, 2009

Mad Eyes

A charming old chap who really likes surprising you with his charming walls

Oh no, It's mad eyes. We're dead

by oneoldboi November 09, 2020

Mad Eyes

A charming old chap who really likes trapping you with his walls.

Oh no, It's Mad Eyes. We're dead.

by oneoldboi November 09, 2020

river eye

A wondering or lazy eye.

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...

by lustypan July 13, 2015

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 23, 2015