(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
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Get the Meat hoarder mug.A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.
Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.
The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.
During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.
The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.
During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
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