meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.
by little_wing December 5, 2017
mugGet the meat poutinemug.

bag meat

The street name for products of a sous-vide cooked meat item.
Honey, what do you want to do for dinner?

I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.
by coolchewlew February 15, 2019
mugGet the bag meatmug.

Meat Snorter

A).Someone who uses cocaine off a penis shaft. Synonymous with "hammer rails"
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "
" Oh man that chick asked me if she take a hammer rail, she's a total meat snorter"

"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"
by Certifieddictionary February 3, 2023
mugGet the Meat Snortermug.

wig meat

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night
by Studlaw June 17, 2010
mugGet the wig meatmug.

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017
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Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017
mugGet the Deaf Meatmug.

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