A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
by little_wing December 5, 2017

Honey, what do you want to do for dinner?
I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.
I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.
by coolchewlew February 15, 2019

A).Someone who uses cocaine off a penis shaft. Synonymous with "hammer rails"
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "
" Oh man that chick asked me if she take a hammer rail, she's a total meat snorter"
"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"
"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"
by Certifieddictionary February 3, 2023

by Studlaw June 17, 2010

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019
