When your dog licks his chocolate starfish for twenty minutes straight, then you walk in all naive and whatnot and ask him for a big sloppy tongue kiss.
Madison: "Who stepped in dog poop?"
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
by Aztec Two Step March 29, 2020
A Dirty Keion is a gentleman in the street and a freak on the sheets, he has a animalistic and kinky mindset towards sex. Usually likes licking pussy with a finger in a hole while talking dirty and slurping his words, generally getting sweaty and messy with a girl, as a gent he will always finish her off at least twice making sure she is fully satisfied before unloading his nectar blast on or in her.
Why are you walking funny today? are you okay? oh i’m more than okay, i had Dirty Keion last night, my legs are still shaking.
by Fingerlicks January 20, 2021
by Suckmyhairyjohnsom May 04, 2023
When you shove your lego death star up your arse and have an orgasm that loud that you create a magnitude 9 eathquake
by Yevsiajaoz October 13, 2020
the dirty zico is a sexual position in which a man and a woman are in doggy position and just as the man is about to finish he pulls out, pisses, shits, vomits and cums in the air over the woman’s mouth as she looks up in astonishment and swallows the lot
Harry: me and your sister were getting freaky last night, i dirty zico’d her
zstrap: I bet she loved that!
zstrap: I bet she loved that!
by harrywebste September 01, 2021
by som3chick June 16, 2020
A dirty yahya is when a Egyptian man takes his pyramid bricks and slams it on the ground to get Hight on his female partner to suck his scrumdittlyuptios dick
by VagoonaEater69 January 26, 2022