Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.
Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
by Liqr1 August 21, 2010
When a girl is just looking for a cock to suck'n'fuck. No matter who it is just a penis endowed human, any guy will do.
Guy 1: that girl over there is has been flirting with 5 guys all night.
Guy 2: Yeah mate, she's clearly trawling for D.
Guy 2: Yeah mate, she's clearly trawling for D.
by Ben_and_the_hedgehog June 04, 2018
When a man ejaculates, and he squeezes the tip of his penis in such a way as to make the semen spread out like a fan, or like the rays of the sun.
by Charlie-barlie December 11, 2019
by 🏳️🌈Happy Pride B1tches July 08, 2021
The thinking that goes on while thinking over a current obstacle, while drinking or previously drinking
by Hopewillburn July 21, 2021
by Fruityfuckingpebbles April 05, 2022
Aim your face at about 60 degrees upward towards a camera and then you squint your eyes and do duck lips while you do a peace sign.
Friend:"Ready to b-boy man?"
You:"Naw, I'm ready to D-DANCE"
Friend:"Wtf are you camwhoring?"
You:"No, I'm D-Dancing."
You:"Naw, I'm ready to D-DANCE"
Friend:"Wtf are you camwhoring?"
You:"No, I'm D-Dancing."
by Jto March 16, 2012