Elephant Penis 

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).

Now even human females have graduated too taking small Elephant Penis in Candy Apple vs King Dong and a 5 foot Penis one in Autumn Haze vs Son Of Dong. Plus some others too like the famous Kami Andrews and the slim Payton. Of course not fitting the hole length but taking the 16 inch girth. Making the human female quite amazing, and all human males now small in comparison. Even Mr. 18 and Mandingo.

Elephant Penis by Star97 December 24, 2008

donkey penis 

Howard Dean.

I saw a 1979 Pinto with a Donkey Penis in 2004 sticker on it.

donkey penis by Steven November 22, 2003

Kamari penis 

A Large Dark Penis

Kamari penis is a Large dark penis

Kamari penis by Rocket league Fanboy February 20, 2017

panda penis 

A person who is unfortunate enough to have a penis of 3 inches in length.

That girl said Matthew Read had a panda penis.

panda penis by Lew April 27, 2004

Joel Penis 

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

Joel Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

a.s.p (always stiff penis) 

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

a.s.p (always stiff penis) by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

Tip [penis] 

the tip of the penis, your jock. When a girl is really feelin you she on ur tip.

"I know that girl over there mam. she is on my Tip penis"

Tip [penis] by no1stunner May 24, 2006