Life

Life is a gift, most of the time a horrible gift. Life could be awesome, then someone ruins it for you.
Some people's lives are so horrible they throw it away. Or they couldn't bare the cruelty people made it.
But some people have the low chance of an awesome experience of it, they could win the lottery, be treated so nicely, look amazing. But one person could ruin that, one.

Sad :
Nancy : "Hey Derek, have you seen Kate this week? She hasn't been picking up her phone.."
Derek : "Haven't you heard? Kate ended her.. life."
Nancy : "What.. you're lying, right??"
Derek : "No? Why would I, it was all over the news!"

Please don't be the reason someone takes away that gift.

Happy :

Percy : "Oh my god!! Guess what Jack!"
Jack : "What happened??"
Percy : "Our friend Mark and his wife had a baby recently! Isn't that so exciting!"
Jack : "Oh my god, that is so sweet! By the way, one question?"
Percy : "Go ahead?"
Jack : "How exactly do women get pregnant?"
Percy : "Oh uhm..."

Yippee

by qpdu February 5, 2024

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Get the Lifemug.

Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid to trust them again; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

If you think that I'm going to allow you to back into my home after you called the police on me for disciplining you behind your phone misuse, you got life fucked up.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

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