michael earnshaw

Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie

Wow he must be a Michael earnshaw

by It's just facts November 12, 2020

rough ears

Cchr1s has them.

Cchr1s has rough ears.

by Iplaydatrumpetjones October 11, 2020

Big Eared Pussy

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

by jp1123 March 7, 2021

an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout

If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Pennsylvania Earthquake

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.

Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.

by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021

ms earl

The sexiest person alive 😍

Yo is that ms earl😳😳😳

by Earl Melito February 8, 2021

Hot Earther

A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.

A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.

Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.

by Bcanz1 February 11, 2021