Dingle-douche

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013

Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.

"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."

by Casemonster June 19, 2013

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Sound Douche

A person who is being unnecessarily loud esp. when using an electronic device that could otherwise channel the noise through headphones, or be listened to in another room.

I was going to study in my dorm, but my roommates were being sound douches so I went to the library.

by Failsaurusrex March 14, 2014

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

Default Douchebag

Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.

Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?

Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.

by Genius, Billionaire, Playboy.. May 3, 2014

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014