She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

slipped hands

Slipping hands into each others underwear

Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.

by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016

evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.

Evil hand is such a retard.

by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021