bones or no bones day

Meme generated by a popular user jongraz on the most used app at the moment, his pug wakes up with a bones or no bones day. So it s a way to say good day or bad day
-verafiga on the same app

I hope today’s a bones day. (good day)
Today better not be a no bones day. (bad day)
Bones or no bones day!!

by verafiga on tic toc October 17, 2021

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Jack Harlow Day

Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.

it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day

by jackharlowmemes January 3, 2022

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Taking a Sick Day

Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.

I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.

by ?Måt¿ May 14, 2005

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suck dick day

december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!

boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day

by hi whore December 7, 2019

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Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.

Madeline: yo it's international dishwasher day
Abby: Eyyy lemme go grab my cascade pods!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 9, 2020

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