Potable Douche

A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama

That's one heak of a Potable Douche

by LincolnLog69 July 23, 2014

der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

by speedshift September 16, 2014

King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015

internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

trucker douche

Piss enema

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out

by Centralmecub January 24, 2015

Houdini Douche

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery

Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery

by kensobaby May 6, 2015

transitional douche

A man that easily flows from one woman to the other without hesitation

Greg and Trevor are just transitional douche with no conscience

by Gfndog May 7, 2015