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Fucked bilingual

When you fuck a girl so hard she gets a temporary case of terrets and starts screaming in another language, or at least something that sounds like another language.
That bitch was screaming so hard last night, she was fucked bilingual.
by 68andIOU1 April 21, 2011
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Laundry Fuck

A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.
These laundry fucks totally made me have to wait an extra 40 minutes just for an open dryer!
by Leubert McCracken September 25, 2010
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Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.
Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".
by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011
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Fuck Shape

The ability to last a sizeable amount of time without perspiring or showing fatigue during heavy physical activity or pressure, specifically fucking.
Friend: I was watching a porn yesterday on my iphone and this bitch was banging in every position for like an hour looking fire!!
Me: So the bitch was in some excellent Fuck Shape!
Me: Fucking a...

Random: Look at that dime on the elliptical machine, she looks to be in good Fuck Shape!
Random #2: For sure and you can have my left overs!

Rhonda: Sir, your client for your 9 o'clock appointment is here...
Exec: Thanks, send him in!
Rhonda: There are actually five of them sir, do you want Larry to sit in on this with you?
Exec: No pressure Rhonda Im in Fuck Shape, I got this, send them in!
by RandomJ June 7, 2011
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sink fuck

the act of being really hot but ruining your status by fucking a girl on a sink. usualy involves a cell phone
they had a quick sink fuck. i dont like him anymore
by puff bear May 1, 2010
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Fucking drummer

A common phrase used within most 5-(or more)piece bands.
The phrase links closely with the idiotic stereotype of most drummers.
This is often used against them.
"I recon we should change the ending riff.."
"SHUT UP! ...Fucking drummer."
by The man in the know March 17, 2009
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shit-fucked

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.
by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009
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