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by GoblinsLover August 3, 2025
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Adam. Game and match. Can’t be him. Can’t get impregnated by him. Can’t be his children. Can’t be his HOT AF WIFE TARA. Can’t do anything so sit back and enjoy your massage. Headspin.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
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Why are there not No Kings Protests every weekend calling for the Queen from Queens to resign? Did they only organize to give Don a distraction from his very public breakup with First Gentleman Elon Musk? People don't care about ending wars in Gaza and Ukraine? There are no kings here, but there certainly is a queen.
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