dick of doom 

A rare psychological/physical disease in which a pre-pubescent teenage girl grows a penis, regardless of whether or not she wants one. Scientific name: juebos doces.

example: whys katie blowin testosterone at me today?
i dunno, maybe she grew the dick of doom last night? who knows man...

dick of doom by genzi January 16, 2004

dick flick 

The opposite of a chick flick. Guns, yelling, war, drinking, acting stupid.

"Slap Shot" is the ulimate dick flick.

dick flick by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009

Dick move 

Messing with or breaking someone's heart. Especially over stupid reasons, or multiple times.

Guy told Girl over text "I like you" and Girl really liked Guy. Then Guy's Ex comes back, and Guy tells Girl over text "I never said I liked you like that."

You don't tell someone you like them randomly, when you know they like you... Dick move.

Dick move by heartbreakkid1994 January 9, 2011

Dick Licker 

A person who tries to suck their imaginary dick but cannot reach it because it is too short!

Rachet tried becoming a dick licker, but it was non-existant!

Dick Licker by ReeRee69 September 23, 2012

dick dragger 

stupid ass body boarder

Jesse Hoehn

dick dragger by conor kay December 22, 2003

Dick up 

A dick exercise. Like a push up, but instead of pushing yourself up using your arms, you use you dick. A vital part of every alpha male's life

1. wow I've been doing 20 dick ups a day for 2 months and my dick has increased 15 inches

Dick up by jjgg2000 January 24, 2020

Dick Smoking 

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.

"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"

Dick Smoking by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007