dick-dreaming

To daydream sexual fantasies.

Matt: Did you see Maryalice in that skirt today? Damn I'd love to give it to her
Greg: Dude, quit dick-dreaming and get back to work

by IdeoNomo November 7, 2007

dick brick

When a male's genitalia is so colossal it could capsize a brick wall.

His dick brick barely fit inside of Kristina. Aw mannn.

by Bertha Boob-face. April 30, 2008

torpedo dick

a dick that looks like a torpedo

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick

by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014

Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

Dick Vitale

Someone who has conquered an entire dimension of people, only defeated by the most powerful entity. A terminal illness named scott the woz. He protested against the lord of the awesome babies and defeated him with the power of madden 08

Dick vitale: hey you wanna play a fun sports game?
Anon: yeah, like what?
Scott the woz (butting in): MADDEN 08
Dick: well I was gonna say dick vitales awesome baby college hoops but whatever...

by Fireboss76 December 17, 2018

Honey-Dicked

A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.

Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.

by Jack Dester November 5, 2019

Trail Dick

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.

T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."

by SwimmingOtter December 29, 2017