The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011

god

god means you have the ability to drink air.

"the reason i became god was right in front of us"

by millyiscool August 15, 2021

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

Norse God

A very hot woman, often used in the context of a pickup line.

Man: Are you a Norse God?

Woman: inaudible confusion

by ActuallyHim May 21, 2024

Jedi god gank

The best gfx designer,hes the best and hes gay.

The best gay is Jedi god gank

by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020

The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!

Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023