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The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
by bt February 27, 2003
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wolf eyes

A noise-booty shakin metal band from ann arbor, Michigan. Unpredictable at times and crazy as fuck. One of the best bands.
man, that (wolf eyes) jam was fucking sick.
by Al-tron August 25, 2004
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Eyece

He's so fly and everyone knows this.
Eyece is so fly!

No one is as fly as Eyece.
by Unfly guy January 29, 2008
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Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.
Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.
by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007
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ceiling eyes

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something
"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."
by Heather (Ya Know) January 18, 2009
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her eyes

something u could look into all day long and not a thought would cross your head except for how comlpetely head over heels in love you are with this girl
i looked into kat's eyes all day long nd would have stayed there forever if i could,except her parents are nazis, but her eyes just kept me goin
by andrew the sexy aussie August 11, 2006
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abercrombie eyes

when a guy's eyes are piercing and appear to be staring into your soul, like an abercrombie model's.
beth: dude, did you see that guy??
amy: yeah, he had total abercrombie eyes!
by brittt April 12, 2008
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