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trumbull high school 

Long ass story of a town. Contrary to popular belief we ARE NOT ALL RICH! Even though a lot of the kids act like they are. 1/2 live in tiny capes or ranches but they are covered in Tiffany & co., Hollister, Uggs, A & F, and Coach purces. Their parents drive Nissians, Volxwagons or the occasional Lexus or Mercedes. We DO NOT ALL DRIVE EXPENISVE CARS, most of the cars in the parking lot at the high school are old nissian altimas or maximas or old fords.
Most kids are Trumbull High completly deny that THS is part of a magnet school. They just call it Voag. and think it's the weird barn looking building up the road.
Most studetns deny that there are kids from other towns that go to their school.
Some of us are pratical and have jobs and not just those working behind a desk.
A lot of the Trumbull High sport teams think they are the shit and they are going to win everything even tho they are only average. The only things that win are
the we the people team
the yearbook
and the marching band
There are like 10% minorites in the school and half of those people are from other towns (even tho their fellow classmates won't admit they are from there). When minorites start fights all the white kids blame on the "Ag kids" even tho none of us would be stupid enough risking getting kicked out.
Not everyone wears A&F even though atleast 80% owns some peice of clothing from Abercrombie, American Eagle, Hollister or Aero.For the kids who are anit-these stores the pay just as much money for their skater shirts and sweaters if not more.
If you wear converse you are automatically labeled "emo"
If you wear addidas sandles wih socks you are one of many.
If you wear skater shoes they usually get your heels clipped in the hallways and your shoes fall of.
You have to repat A is for APlle, B is for Blueberry and C is for Carrott all during Freshman year.
Construction is a constant battle
The Yearbook is amazing and you can never remeber when a picture was taken.
Half of the girls' names are Ashley, Alyssa or Lauren
Hlaf of the boys' names are Micheal, Matthew, or John
AND THE CAFETERIA IS THE COMMONS
"Where you from"
"Trumbul"
"Oh where's your A&F shirt"
"I don't like A&F"
"And you're from Trumbull????"

"What do you drive"
"A 1997 Dodge Neon"
"and you are from where?"
"trumbull"
"why don't you drive a lexus?"

"Did you get the senior lounge at Trumbull High School"
"no we got an extension of the Commons"
"Isn't that what they were going to do in the first place?"
"That's what theywere doing all along"
"What's with the Senior Lounge then?"
"Stuck up seniors."
trumbull high school by lexii2 December 14, 2008
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San Luis Obispo High School

The gayest place with the gayest people on earth
Man, San Luis Obispo High School is gay

St. Joes High School 

St. Joes is in Buffalo and on a daily bases get there asses handed to them by Canisius High School "Daisy's". They are known as Marauders or land pirates. They continuously think they are better than canisius because they won one year of Football against canisius and Canisius won all of the rest. They are also known as butt pirates or takers in the ass.
Chad Kelly goes to St. Joes High Schools and is a closet homosexual.

Charlotte Catholic High School 

Ever wonder where the kids with million dollar houses and hundred thousand dollar cars? Yeah, you've found the place. Charlotte Catholic is basically the school everyone sends their kids to so that they can get a good education, but they end up at ECU. Drugs are rampant, sex is everywhere, and bullying is horrible. Yet somehow, parents think they're doing the best for their little kiddies.

Also, fun fact. Ardrey Kell and Providence students on average take double the amount of advanced placement courses as Catholic kids.
Joe: "You going to the Charlotte Catholic High School football game?"
Bob: "Naaa, I'm going to stay home and procrasterbate."

Blind Brook High School 

Golden High School 

The most putrid high school known to man. Golden High School. Plain and simple. Located in Colorado, with their mascot (the demon) they suck at all things athletic, academic, and skill related....which is pretty much entirely what life is... in addition to the fact that they suck, they are all complete weed eaters, acid trippers, coke snorters and penis suckers. The one thing that sucks most about their athletics is their lacrosse. Having not even any players mentioned in the state newspaper, or given a scholarship to a seriously sick D1 east coast college, they simply do not, can not, and will not have any future in hoping to become good. The Wheat Ridge Lacrosse team has many standout players that continuously recieve offers from those beast colleges on the east coast known for their outstanding lacrosse. Bottom line, golden lacrosse will never be as good as Wheat Ridge Lacrosse. Wheat Ridge High School is, and always will be, better than golden at lacrosse and everything else that golden tries to be good at.
Student 1: Hey dude, I'm thinking about transferring to Golden.
Student 2: Hahaha! Do you mean that one high school with the terrible lacrosse and all things skill related? Don't bother! Wheat Ridge is the studly school, go there, for all your greatest wishes will be granted, and alllll of the most wonderfully beast lacrosse you will ever play will be played there. Your son will have no chance of getting a college scholarship for lacrosse if he goes to golden.

Parent 1: I'm sending my son and daughter to golden high school.
Parent 2: Hahahahah!!! what are you smoking you dumb queer?!

Perth Amboy High School 

Also called PAHS, it is an overcrowded and outdated school compared to other schools in Perth Amboy. An almost segregated school, it is 86% Hispanic. Puerto Ricans are becoming a minority. What is left of them is mainly Puerto Rican trash. The Dominicans are moving and taking over. Most of the Dominicans are first generation. The rest are second generation. As for the Puerto Ricans, they are just Americans with "blind" pride. They are proud of the flag and the food yet they've never lived in Puerto Rico. You'd be suprised how many do not know Spanish. Instead they'd rather act white, be wapanese or wiggers. The latter being the preferable. How's that for "Mi Orgullo"? However they seem quiet compared to the Dominicans. I ger along with the Dominicans but they all dress, talk, and act loud and boy are they gossipy. They wear tank tops, and miniskirts-even in winter. To put it bluntly they, especially the men, act like they own the place. They copied their sense of pride and code of sticking together from the Puerto Ricans. Go over to PAHS on February 27 (DR ind. day). 35% of the school is draped in flags, shirts,etc. Now go on PR day. Not many people have anything Puerto Rican. There are also, to a lesser degree, Blacks, Whites, and Mexicans. As in any other school, cliques are important. There are geeks, anime freaks, jocks, newly arrived immigrants, and the ditzy/sluts. Spanglish is the language of choice. The suspension rate was 35% no thanks to D Block. D (stands for Dominican) Block is a gang in school. They harass black athletes.
I'm so glad that those 16 troublemakers are expelled.