little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .

As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.

by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023

japps-eye

The front hole of any penis!!!!!

Phil" hey Jarret nice cock.... why is your Japps-eye winking at me.

Jarret" "

by GAZZAJOKES October 7, 2023

Japps-eye

The Front Hole Of A PENIS!!!!!!!!

Hey ??? GERALD THE GAMBLER....

Cool Japps-eye

by GAZZAJOKES October 7, 2023

eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Cat eye

Cat eye: it’s a Chevy Silverado with an aggressive look.

-2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006

I have a v8 cat eye supercharged.

by 23.23 July 31, 2023

Slant eye

A typical Asian or Ruso-Asian person with slanted eyes.

Look at those slant eye zipperheads over there.

by MikelAsorra August 3, 2023