gay sex

When Joey shoves his hard cock up Billy's poopy butt hole and then cums which stimulates Billy's prostate and Billy starts pooping blood out his rear end and Joey's all like "HOT DAMN MUTHAFUCKA THAT TASTES GOOD!!!"

Gay sex is like so yummy oops I'm just kidding hehe.

by Evster February 10, 2005

gay balls

1. used to describe something as stupid, annoying, or gay
2. also, any adjective used with the word balls after it has instantly enhanced and exaggerated meaning

This weekend was gay balls.
This weekend was hella gay balls.
On the contrary, this weekend was tight balls.
That was fucked up balls!

by Mindi August 18, 2006

Gay O'clock

When the action or event of someone or something is boring and unbearable.

Eristeo: Austen and Chase are in our English this year!
Tyler: Gay O'clock!

by Eristeo and Tyler February 11, 2006

Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.

Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.

by Skialian January 5, 2014

non gay gay friend

as a male when you have worked your way into being close enough to a female that she shares everything with you as she would a male 'gay friend' but there is absolutely no chance of sex. the no sex clause may be shared or put in the closet by the individual with 'feelings.' if the trust is broken, you are no longer the non gay gay friend.

this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.

I had suspicions I was gay when Lindsey and Kassie became my besties and I their favorite non gay gay friend.

by anco bluzea November 25, 2010

gay virgin

A gay virgin male who is not going to have sex until he's married to his man.

Billy: Hey, babe can i get up in that tight arse of youres?

Jacky: No, babe I told you not until were married.

Billy: Can i at least get some gay virgin head head ?

Jacky: With pleasure! I want you to cum in my mouth and i want to make you feel so good.

Billy: fag!~

by David Dookuvney December 9, 2010

Gay Square

When 4 gay guys stand in a squarewith 2 facing inside the square and 2 facing outside, then they all run to the middle and see where the dongs end up.

Hey sm1tty, lets go get the dirty brit iCu|Sm0kin and the wetback kikz to have us some square fun!!

by Kakashi April 18, 2004