Sleepy Meat

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.

"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.

by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

Meat-wopped

Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.

“Babe does this dress make me look fat?”
“Ngl you’re lookin a little meat-wopped.”

by dietkrampusdelight May 13, 2022

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

Meat Money

Money used by some dik or smitz to buy a well hung male prostitute when he needs a brutal pounding.

Danny made some meat money today. He's gonna get that ass pounded, tonight!

by steamingkoil June 20, 2017

Bread meat

The delicious fluffy interior of the bread beneath the crust.

Dont get me wrong sharon, i like the crust, but the bread meat is far superior.

by Grantis toboggan MD October 12, 2018

chicken meat

Any male of the human species that goes by the name Drew or is legally named Andrew. Typically refers to a person that oftentimes partakes in smoking the devils lettuce. Is also considered to be sexually pure.

“Drew you’re so chicken meat”

by mark allen March 9, 2022

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019