Brown Diamond Miner

Slang used to describe a gay man.

Stacy was going to ask Kieth on a date ntil she found out that he doesn't like girls...he is a Brown Diamond Miner.

by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

Brown Onion Ring

A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.

I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!

by Ronald Stentwagon November 7, 2012

Hash Brown Points

Brownie Points, but when you're fucked out of your mind.

What's it called when you do something for an imaginary reward? Wasn't it called Hash Brown Points or something?

by AsumiFuck you December 10, 2020

Charlie Brown Bum

The perfect bottom on any one person. A booty so cute you can't resist it.

Mike has a wicked Charlie Brown Bum

by Bri-Dizzle March 6, 2008

Brown Eye Breathing

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.

I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!

by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 7, 2011

Scott Brown Century

1. Any bicycle ride (or other means of locomotion) of any distance with the intent of getting shit faced (drunk, trashed, wreckedor otherwise intoxicated) at the end.

2. A bicycle ride as means to the ends of getting drunk.

3. (Tradition) A 100 mile bicycle ride with the intent of getting drunk at the end.

(Neologism, 2011)

Hey friend, it's spring break but I lost my license because of that DUI in Wrentham. Let's do a scott brown century tonight after Jersey Shore.

by T'Bias Morgan March 27, 2011

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....

clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

by Corfy josie April 27, 2006