meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 3, 2024

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!

by amac! October 20, 2010

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Meat

A greeting used by the greatest of men

“Hi how are you”

“Meat”

by YUMMYYUMMYLICKYLICKY April 4, 2022