A person like a mom who always wants sexual favors for things like Good Boy Points and always fecks you over
by Hey I just met you and this is September 4, 2019
Get the Slutmug. The term used when an individual drops down to their hands and knees in order to scan the floor for fallen crumbs of crack cocaine. Often the individual will find other things that resemble crack cocaine but are most definitely not.
"I couldn't believe this Crumb Slut the other night, she was surfing the carpet like crazy but there wasn't a single chunk at all".
by RyderWyld July 8, 2024
Get the Crumb Slutmug. Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 17, 2022
Get the Orange Chicken Slutmug. The name given to skiers by snow boarders. (Derived from the snow plow technique that forms a pizza slice shape with ski’s)
While on chairlifts, Jess showed her distain for skiers by flicking snow from her snowboard onto the Pizza sluts below.
by Smooax August 28, 2022
Get the Pizza slutmug. A slut that needs a bath and has sex with food on themselves with a weirdo that dies alone and smells like food
by Hannahpetiudie July 19, 2021
Get the Food smelly slutmug. by DonJaime January 11, 2018
Get the SLUTmug. 