Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

King of Pranks

Yorgcast "King of Pranks" Meister was an internet celebrity known for his outrageous and over the top prank videos. Some examples of these pranks are "Giving a door-dash driver no tips" or "Telling the doordash driver i didnt order McDonalds (when i clearly did)". Sadly, Yorgcast was shot dead in broad daylight in late December of 2024 after a prankee thought his mom was hit by Yorgcast. His final words were "Call thombody, call- please. Bear gotta go call someone. Call thomebody" before he passed away in front of a video of donuts. "i cant fudging believe this"- statement from Yorgcast's younger sibling, "King of Reviews"

"Whats up everybody, King of Pranks here. We got a funny one."

by V1LA July 27, 2025

king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.

Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.

by stinkysan July 31, 2025

Bengalozorus king

A legendary term for an outrageously massive, awe-inspiring dick. We're talking prehistoric proportions, this beast doesn't just show up, it arrives. Known to rearrange organs, wreck spines, and leave smiles for days. A Bengalozorus King isn’t just a cock—it’s a damn monument.

She said she could handle it... until she met the Bengalozorus King.

by GoblinsLover August 3, 2025

Rat King

A rat king is a player who does not seek to play for enjoyment, fun, or with any kind of sportsmanship in their mind. A rat king does not only seek any competitive advantage, but excels in frustrating opponents. What sets aside a ‘rat king’ from a ‘rat’ is his/her abnormal ability to score ridiculously jammy goals using the DDA system.

‘Mbappe is definitely the rat king.’

by sxmmydouglxs August 7, 2025

Kardio king

boy who does cardio. Joe.

Joe is a kardio king

by mixedfruitjuice August 7, 2025