Lebron James

Name of a succubus, also has a 47.5 foot long dih

Friend1: I can't stop gooning to Lebron James
Friend2: Stfu before I burn your Lebron James jersey

by LeGooner July 21, 2025

Isaac James Roberts

An average heighted individual who is pretty smart. Has short-ish brown hair. Typically draped in ceremonial Hawaiian Button-Up shirts. Uses the pseudonym of Simbason719 and also uses the name of Simba.

Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical

by Simbason August 5, 2025

5 James Street

Just wait until the 29th...

Wanna raid 5 James Street on the 29th?

by yourchickkkk18898992 May 7, 2025

Jizzy James

motherfucker sippin on tweas that pulls unlimited hoes; most likely races bmx bicycles

Yoooo, did you see Jizzy James at the function last night? He was ball hogging all the huzzzzz

by ulovejamess May 8, 2025

LeBron James

My king and daddy
I really like his long veiny dih in me

Come here LeBron James oh yessss with that big ahh dih

by Jayceelikesyourveinydihh May 16, 2025

Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025