Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Glizzy Eyes

A fella who can’t keep his eyes off the glizzy

That Shirley really has the glizzy eyes

by LilSkimmyB January 4, 2023

eye inspiring

something or some action that is surprising and attracts attention at the sametime in an interesting way
that will makes you interested in it.

i was eye inspired by what he did i think ill give it a try.

the way she taught the topic was eye inspiring,im going to study more about it.

by WordyWordGuy January 13, 2023

eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Cat eye

Cat eye: it’s a Chevy Silverado with an aggressive look.

-2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006

I have a v8 cat eye supercharged.

by 23.23 July 31, 2023