empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025

Chonk hand

A fat to fat-ish hand

Bro you got a real chonk hand

by 0mqe October 6, 2020

2nd hand Vegetarian

You aren't a vegetarian your self but you live whit someone who are which forces you to eat vegetarian food

"Is Greg a vegetarian?"
"No but his girlfriend is so he is a 2nd hand vegetarian"

by Night Blood April 21, 2019

On-handed comment

The opposite of a off-handed comment

Hi, i am using a on-handed comment

by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025

National Hands down panties month

For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.

Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”

by SecondarySchoolVibes October 31, 2019

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023