Chris Browned 

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.

OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!

Chris Browned by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009

Chris Browned 

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

Chris Browned by xplosivo March 11, 2009

Gordon-Browned 

To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'

Ex. 1

Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.

Ex. 2

That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.

Gordon-Browned by krrunch October 27, 2009

Chinatown Brown 

When your receiving a happy ending from a Chinese masseuse and you take a shit as you blow your load

Guy: Did you hear?
Dude: What?
Guy: Bob gave the asian girl at the massage parlor a chinatown brown
Dude: Ah gross dude i wonder if he's allowed to go back there

Chinatown Brown by waffleironofjustice April 4, 2010

Scott Brown Century 

1. Any bicycle ride (or other means of locomotion) of any distance with the intent of getting shit faced (drunk, trashed, wreckedor otherwise intoxicated) at the end.

2. A bicycle ride as means to the ends of getting drunk.

3. (Tradition) A 100 mile bicycle ride with the intent of getting drunk at the end.

(Neologism, 2011)

Hey friend, it's spring break but I lost my license because of that DUI in Wrentham. Let's do a scott brown century tonight after Jersey Shore.

Scott Brown Century by T'Bias Morgan March 27, 2011

Asian Brown Bag 

When one fills a sock with piss and shit.

I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.

Asian Brown Bag by Anita Dyk August 24, 2011

uni-brown 

when you have diarrhea and you shart a brown streak in your undies from top of ass crack to the gooch/taint area.

damn man, that mexican food gave me the mark of the uni-brown

uni-brown by OleGabe October 31, 2011