goofy-ass

A more extreme condition of goofiness.

This is a goofy-ass business pursuits exclusion, it doesn't define the word "employment".

by Bethley November 7, 2006

ass licker

A redneck fucker from Jacksonville who sits in front of me in Math class and always kisses the teachers ass just so he can fuck her while her husbands out cheating on her with some man-whore.

That ass licker fucked our 84 year old History teacher last night...

by Anonymous May 7, 2004

Foot to Ass

The extreme moment of a major ass kicking; and or, a threating slang to warn him, that your foot, will be kicking his ass.

" You fucking idiot, Foot to Ass my frenid if it happens agian."

by Kevin February 13, 2003

fat ass

very big ass or person some one u can point and laugh at

alicia u can't miss her

by wouldn't u like to no July 24, 2004

ass player

some 1 who is constantly playing with there ass (sticking fingers in massaging or rubbing with care)

sabrina is an expert ass player she owns her own clinic and her fav client is dominic and she also gives free complamenarycleavland steamers

by cunt crammer69 October 1, 2005

Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.

"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"

by Markey May 22, 2003

water ass

Simply defined as throwing up out your butthole. It can be clear or brown but at other times it can be any color of the rainbow.

Dude, that Taco Bell gave me some o'l water ass.

by Bucky McBuckfest August 19, 2006