ass flute

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

by Jon James November 9, 2007

Ass-Guard

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

by Rylan Kinnin October 6, 2006

Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

ass-stupid

A person, or persons that are stupider then ass, or anything that comes out of it.

Damn Dan Lewis is ass-stupid

by Guevara April 2, 2004

ass explorer

1. A homo. A butt pirate.
2. One who enjoys exploring the anus of of another man with his willie.

Ass exlporers have a greatly increased chance of getting HIV.

by t June 29, 2004

ass fearer

A male who fears anal sex with another male of his gender, possibly due to his own surpressed homosexual urges.

" Come and get some, or are you too scared you big ass fearer, you!?"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

ass dunkers

group of elite individuals who dunk their asses into the water of your toilet bowl.

Little did she know, I was a former member of the Justice League of America's Ass-Dunkers JLAA-D!

by tate donovan November 10, 2004