by Jjjbblll June 9, 2021
Get the Big Brain Timemug. It's peanut butter k-y jelly time
by zac August 10, 2003
Get the PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIMEmug. The Act of Finding EVERY Drink in the Bar and Consuming it before A. the bar closes, B.someone throws you out or C. you pass out. This includes stealing other drinks as well.
by TheIrishman1up May 23, 2010
Get the Irish Closing Timemug. Ah good you're here. Let me continue. You have stolen my heart for some time now... And after a year of us being together through all of the shit we put each other through, I know that one day I want to grow old with you. I want to kiss you passionately even after I have a head full of grey and a bad case of dementia. Even then I'll know you're the one for me
by OnnieSimpre April 29, 2022
Get the Till the end of time<333mug. "My lawyer fucked me," he said.
"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.
"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.
by Nathaniel Hawthorne December 26, 2003
Get the Do your own timemug. Anal sex. Also known as "Santorum-time." Santorum meaning "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
by The Tao October 23, 2008
Get the peanut-butter-jelly-timemug. The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.
Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
Get the one day at a timemug.