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Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
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Douchebag

William Morten Tong (Chinese: 湯偉麟; pinyin: Tāng Wěilín, born May 2, 1973) is an American lawyer and progressive politician who is the 25th and current Attorney General of Connecticut. Born in Hartford, Connecticut, Tong attended Brown University and the University of Chicago Law School. He began his career as an attorney with the law firms Simpson Thacher & Bartlett and Finn Dixon & Herling. In 2006, Tong entered politics upon winning election to the Connecticut House of Representatives to represent the 147th district, which includes most of North Stamford. He served six terms in the House from 2007 to 2019. During this period, Tong chaired the banking committee from 2011 to 2015 and the judiciary committee from 2015 to 2019.

In 2018, Tong was elected attorney general of Connecticut. He took office on January 9, 2019, as the first Asian Pacific-American attorney general and constitutional officer elected statewide in Connecticut's history.
AG Tong is a complete and utter douchebag.
by CTISTHESWAMP April 16, 2025
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douchebag

A man who deliberately and aggressively walks right into women.
That douchebag at the CNE slammed right into me as if he thought he was in a mosh pit!
by anonymous xyz June 25, 2025
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douchebaggedery

When someone is always a douchebag in every facet of life. One whom lacks empathy, no couth, thief, cheats, spousal abuser, religious fanatic, upper soacio evonomic class, adulterous, narcissist. Likely an attorney, stock broker, police or correctional officer politician, works at the clerk of courts or telemarketer
J1 Eaton is about that douchebaggedery lifestyle for life. He stole his best friends sewer auger and his grandma's antique record player and traded them for a gram of meth and twenty dollars to playelectronic slots with and turnwd around and blamed blamed it on Vinny.
by Sofaking Eastwood July 2, 2025
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Douchebag

Doug teegarden the manager of unloads at dhl cvg
Who’s that douchebag? Oh it’s just doug
by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025
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Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
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Douchebag Macgillicuddy

Basic white boy, pledged to a frat, was not accepted. Could also be a techbro. Often seen in the wild with extra deep V neck shirts, or no shirts, exposing overly tanned, waxed chest. May also be seen often on bad reality tv shows. Used carsalesman. Has way too much hair product. Smells like axe body spray.
Georgie is a douchebag macgillicuddy on 90 day fiance.
by ProfessorHotsauce July 13, 2025
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