C.B.B.

Can't Be Bothered: The question, event, or person is not worth or worthy of a long response. Normally more effective if said with a pissy expression/tone and a dismissive hand gesture.

Question: Are you going to Esther's party?
Response: C.B.B.

Question: Aren't you going to complete that spreadsheet before leaving?
Response: C.B.B.

C.B.B. by maxla July 30, 2008

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog 

the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.

i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

R.B.I.C. 

an acronym for Random Boner in Class

Dude I had this mad R.B.I.C. earlier today right before Mrs. Shelton called on me to answer the algebra problem on the white-board.

R.B.I.C. by bonerjams08 November 4, 2009

Plan B Toilet Paper 

A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.

Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!

Plan B Toilet Paper by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

The B bob 

1. Going down on a teacher to pass a class if one is in danger of failing; 2. to avoid having to do a particularly difficult or time-consuming assignment or project or; 3. to eliminate having to do any work outside of class and only needing to put forth a minimal, "for show" effort while in the classroom.

Quite different from grade rape, the goal of the B bob is to avoid attracting unwanted attention from parents, peers or administrators who might raise an eyebrow at an unexpected and uncharacteristic grade increase. With that in mind, the teacher in question is not asked or expected to give the student an "A" for services rendered, but instead a nice, safe, not-at-all suspicious "B" should appear on the report card.

Krystal has had tons of free time after the B bob on her math teacher.

We all knew Mandy was going to fail until that slut pulled the B bob on Mr. Jahnke last week.

Baylie is practically flaunting not having to do the research project, that teacher's petter bitch better STFU and not shut down the B bob bonanza for the rest of us.

We all figured Monica was just a teacher whore because she seemed so innocent, so we were a little surprised when her BFF got drunk and revealed her B bob secret.

Listening to Melissa go on in detail about the B bob on her English teacher, I was half expecting to hear the tree fiddy line, but it seems she was legit.

The B bob by mandymoshottimus March 18, 2015

Vitamin b 

When a personal relationship helps you getting something in day to day life.

B as in the first letter of Beziehung, the German word for relationship.

"how did you get that job?"

" I got it through vitamin B!" (aka a friend of a friend recommended me for example)

Vitamin b by collegegirl1000 July 1, 2018

C I M B J 

A cum in the mouth blow job.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.

C I M B J by WesternFish September 24, 2009