Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 01, 2021

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 04, 2025

Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.

Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.

by SUNTZUFOO July 04, 2018

Fost Job

An ambiguous term relating to anything sexual or pleasurable in nature.

Guy: Oh man i could really go for a Fost Job right now

by Augie_ April 27, 2011

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019

Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.

“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”

by TardoTheAssClown December 06, 2023